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World nervous as Ahmadinejad draws Bush in UN ‘Secret Santa’
There were scenes of high excitement at yesterday’s draw for the UN’s annual ‘Secret Santa’ after Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad broke ranks to declare that he had drawn US President George...
View ArticleIran to make ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons
Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced a breakthrough in negotiations whereby Iran will only develop ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons rather than the full-blown weapons of mass destruction. Under...
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Iran and North Korea praise UK for ‘free and fair’ election
Voted by post World leaders as diverse as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hamid Karzai and Kim Jong-il were lining up today to endorse the UK general election as a shining example of the democratic process. ‘This...
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Iran completes construction of Death Star
The balance of power in the Middle East has altered dramatically today, after President Ahmadinejad unveiled the latest weapon in Iran’s arsenal – a fully functioning Death Star. ‘The Death Star will...
View ArticleAttack on UK embassy in Iran ‘result of Ferrero Rocher shortage’
An attack on the British embassy in Tehran yesterday could have been averted had UK diplomats taken steps to ensure adequate provision of Ferrero Rocher to visiting protesters, say experts. ‘The...
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Iran claims nuclear programme ‘will produce world’s most powerful kettle’
In an attempt to allay Western fears it is on the verge of producing a nuclear weapon, Iran says it is merely aiming to produce the world’s most powerful kettle, heated by nuclear power. On Thursday,...
View ArticleNew Iranian president promises to reform Scrabble app
The newly-elected reformist Iranian president, Hassan Rouhani, has declared that his first act in office will be to reform the widely-derided Scrabble smartphone app. Mr Rouhani has spoken about the...
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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick
The official news agency of Iran confirmed yesterday that the nation’s powerful Revolutionary Guards had conducted their first successful test of a giant, inter-continental tickling stick. The...
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